--~Mere märne pe ksi ko koi ziädä färk nä hogä--~
"Fraz"
--~BÄs ek tänhäi roye gi k merä hämsäfr chälä gäyä...
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Thakey haaray parindo ko jo dekha to khayal aya,
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Agar koi muntazir hota to hm bhi apney ghar jatey. . . !
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Mera us Shehr-e-Adawat se taluk hy......................!!!
Jahan chars sharab to milti hy magar CHEENI nae milti.................!!!
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GHALIB farmatay hain
Teri Zulfo main Kho jana chahta hoon
Teri Zulfo main kho jana chahta hoon
Par tum
TaiL
itna lagati ho k hr bar phisal jata hoon...!
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SARDAR: Office Ja Rha Tha.
Biwi Pyar Se Boli: "See U In The Evening."
SARDAR Gusse Se: "Dhamki Kise De Rhi Hai,
Mai B Tujhe Dekh Loonga.":-.!!,
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Safar me agar BP low hojay aur namak dastyab na ho to
NAAK se choohe nikal kar zaban se chaat lene se BP normal hojata he
ZUBAIDA APA K ZALIM TOTKE
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Aap ki yaad meen mene kalam uthai, lia kaghz, tasweer aap ki banayi,
socha tha dil se laga ke rakhon ga us tasweer ko,
par woh tu bachon ko darane ke kaam aayi,
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1 waqt tha k Dunya k sare nikammey or nalayaq Log apne kaam kaj chhor k mera sms parhte they .
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Alhamdolillah aaj B ye silsila jari hai...
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Custome : Ye bakra kitne ka hay.
Salesman : 500 Rs ka.
Custome : Itna susta ?
Salesman : China ka hay ...
Koi garantee nahin . Ho sakta hay kal bhonkna shoro kr de.
Advance,
'' EID MUBARAK
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Pathan: Yaara hum Shadi kar raha hai.
Sardar: Kon hai wo kush naseeb us larki ka naam kya hai?
Pathan: Munni
Sardar: Abay kya pagal hua hai.
Pathan: Kyun?
Sardar: Abay wo to badnaam ho rahi hai.
Pathan: Aray yara to kya hua wo to ab badnam ho rahi hai hum to tab se badnam hen jab se Msg sasta hua hai.
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Kabhi zarorat pare tu awaz deyna
¤¤DOST¤¤
Maim jaha b howa main ny koi nai aana:-)
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Hum to mojod thy raton mei ujalo ki terha
Koi nikla he nahi dhondny walo ki terha
Dil to kya hum roh mei uter jaty
Kisi ne yad nahi kiya yad krne walo ki trha.
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Me dooba to" kinare p khari thi dunya,
Hansne walon m mera muqadr b tha,
Ro raha tha jo jnaze s lipat kr mere,
Kese keh don k wohi mera qatil b tha.
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Pathan:
Ye BAKRA kitne
ka hai?
Aadmi:
Rs.90,000/- Ka hai.!
Pathan: heraan
ho kar:
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Touch Systum wala
hai kya..??
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Na cheeni hy na aatta hy na sbzi hy dokaano pr
Tu pakistani hai basaira kar paharhon ki chatanoo par
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(ALLAMA iQBAL ZINDA HOTY TO YE SHER PARHTE
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Yun aaho baka hm nh krte
Amanaten lotane me khayanat nai krte
Fakhar se karte hn zikr e shahdat e HUSSAIN
Hm apne shaheedon ka matam nh krte...
Keh do
Ghum_E_Husain (R.A)
Mananey Waalon Ko
K Musalman Kbhe
Shahedon Ka Ghum
Mnaya Nahe Krtey
Wo To Hain
Nawasa_E_RasoL
(S.A.W.W)
Hum Un Ka Maatam Manaya Nahe Krtey
Krtey Hain Mohubbat
Apne Jaan Sey Ziada
AAL _ E _ RasooL
(S.A.W.W) Sey
Youn Sar-E-AAm
Hum Un Ka Tmasha
Banaya Nahe Krtey
Keh Do
Ghum E Husain (R.A)
Mnaney Walon Sey
K Muslman Kabhe
Shahedon Ka Ghum
Mnaya Nahe Krtey
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1 admi chakle me gaya
anti ne larkion k nam (cars) k nam pe rakhey they
anti: konsi chahye?
mercedes 8000
honda 5000
corola4000
balino 2000
cultus1000
mehran 500 foxi 100
Admi ne foxi ka order dia
Achanak ek hijray ko dekh k pareshan ho k bola
Ye kya hai?
Anti: ye foxi hai is ka engine peechay hota hai.
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Ek sardar ne jan pe khel kar jalti hui building se 6 aadmiyon ko nikala,
Logo ne phir bhi usko bohot mara !
Kyun ?
Kyun ke wo 6 ke 6 Fire Brigade wale the:-
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:"': :"': (',')
: :,,,,: : <)(>
: :"" : : _/?_
:,,: :,,: ELLO
KΣΣP
S/\/\ILI/\/G
I Just Want To Say!
Assalm()AlaikuM
"GΦΦd MΦrΠinG"
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*,,*,,*,,*,,*,,S"
*,,*,,*,,*,,U''
*,,*,,*,,B''
*,,*,,H''
*,,A''
B"
*,,A''
*,,*,,K''
*,,*,,*,,H''
*,,*,,*,,*,,A''
*,,*,,*,,*,,*,,I"
*,,*,,*,,*,,*,,*,,R''
Wìth / cärè
Wìth / lövè
Wìth / smilè
Wìth / präyér
Wìth / cöncèrn
Wìth / $öftness
I wish U
Very\ nice
Very\ fine
Very\ sweet
Very\ great
Very\ happy
Very\special
*GOOD MORNING*
@...@
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Pakistan ki jarein kis cheez se kati ja rahi hen?
1)Qenchi
2)Aari
Jawab hai"Aari"
Kya apko is Aari ka rang malum hai?
1)Surkh
2)Zard
Jawab hai
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"ZARD.AARI":-)
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"Pakistan's elite was not interested in rescuing flood victims, Everybody was just trying to 'have snaps with me, Even PM called his family from Lahore on govt expenses for photo session, I was surprised to see dining table full of expensive items"..., . Anglina Jullie's Report to U.N
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Mery doston ki pehchan itni mushkl nhi FARAZ
Wo sub se aagy hote hain jahan qurbani ka gusht taqsem hota hai
(,")
<) )--<(___) _/ \_
pai ik boti Hor:-)
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Larke ne larki se kaha :- " oay hoay naqab laga ke kahan ja rahi hay." Larki :- Tere ghar ja rahi hoon." Larka :- Chal main bhi aa raha hoon." Larki :- Aa ja beghaerat ghar chal kr ami ko bataon gi keh bhai larkion ko chherta hay."
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Kaise kahon k nafs ka shaitaan mar gaya Shaitaan to hai zinda mgr insaan mar gaya Sajdon mein sar jhukane ki fursat nhi rhi Wali'on ki rooh mein basa wijdaan mar gaya Masjid to paki ban gai aur shan'dar bhi Kachi hein Rab se chahatein aur emaan mar gaya Batil ko jhoot kehne ki taqat nhi rhi Ho Haq sar-buland ye arman mar gaya Insan haief hai teri qismat pe kis tarah Paida hua tha khush-numa, viraan mar gaya.
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Aya Tha Imtehan Me Mazmoon Husn Par... Parchy Me Sab Ny Chehra mera Bana Diya...
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Tchr: beta Kaha He Copy,Kaha He Pen . . Studnt: Jabse Tumhe DeKha He, . . Kya Copy Aur Kya Pen Bus . Tere Mast-Mast Do Nain Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye Chain..!
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Mehandi Unkey Hathoo Me Laga Do Mujhko Bhi Meri Asal Raah Dikha Do. Pehna Ke Mujhe Meri He Ghurbat Ka Kafan.. Un Pay Surkh Joraa Saja Do Naam Likh Do Unka Khushiyo Ki Deewar Par.. Mera Naam-o-Nishan Dunya Se Mita Do Waqt Aakhri Hai Teri Dunya Me Is Dewane Ka.. Ho Sakay To Mere Mehboob Ko Ye Batado Suna Hai Aaj Uski Dolli is Gali Se Guzarege.. Meri Maiyyat Ko is Rastay Se Hata Do.
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Pocho Yazeed Se K Tera Raaj Kahan Hai, Wo Khoon Se Aaluda Tera Taaj Kahan Hai, Zinda Hai HUSSAIN Ibn-e-ALI Zinda Rahega Lanat K Siwa Zikr Tera Aaj Kahan Hai.
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"ALLAMA IQBAL" Na jane q meri ankho me aa ga'e ansu, "Sikha rha tha me bachay ko krbala likhna..!!
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Wife Computer ON Karte Hue: Apna Password batana? husband: "Lulli" Wife Hans Hans k Kursi Se Gir Gayi Q K Cmputer said "Your Password Is Too Short"
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Aey cigret shoq te aadat nahi, ae jazbaat dabandi taan pina, Adhi raat de welay main kamla nu, teri yaad standi taan pina, Aey cigret vich fazeelat koi nai, ay fiqar mitandi taan pina, menu pata us menu milna koi nai, ay umer ghtandi taan pina....
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Apni Dunya me u mast rehta tha ME Mout ki fikr na krta tha ME Gunah ko Gunah na smajhta tha ME Lazzato k piche bhagta tha ME Dil chahta tha kbhi k parhu Namaz Par jism ko Masjid tak na leja pata tha ME Dunya ki ronaq me rehta tha MAGAN Waqt apna yari Dosti m brbad krta tha ME Phr 1 Din achanak aankho k agey andhera chaya Phr ankh khuli to apne ap ko andheri Qabar me paya Ghr jana chaha lekin ja na paya Dar lgta hy MUJHE is andhere se Awaz deta
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Larka izhaar e mohabat karay to larki kay ye 5 jawab hosaktay hain: 1) No 2) Yes 3) Aapko dost samjhti hoon 4) I m engaged 5) I love someone Aur larki izhaar e mohabat karay to larkay kay 5 jawab ye hongay: 1) Haan 2) haan 3) hAAN 4) HaAn 5) HAAAAAN ;-) Kmeno kuch standrd bnao apna.
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In pakistan 2025 BHIKHARI: Allah k Naam pe kch dy dai. BOY: ye le mri "BCS" k degree rakh le. BHIKHARI : nhe chye Tjhe chye to Mri "CA" ki rhk le.
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Japan's President's Name: Yua Yua Ma Yua Prime Minister: Tang Shang Chuk Governor: Lun Shan Paa Speaker: Pa Pura Pa First Lady: Chan Zor La
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Saari Raat Guzar jati hai isee Kashmakash main aye DÖ$T K Kambal ki Lambai konsi hai aur Chorai konsi hai Hahahahahaha
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In Sexy Sexy Larkion Se Hmain Kia Lena Dena "FARAZ" Zalalat Ki Larki Se Ezzat Ka Larka Acha.. Jo 50 me razi ho jae. Dedicated To All LondybaZ PARTY...!
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Teacher; homewrk kiun nhi kiya? Stdnt; sir,light nhi thi Teachr; to mom batti jala lete Student; sir,maachis nhi thi Teachr; Machis kiun nai thi Student; pooja ghar me rkhi thi. Teachr; to wahan se le aate Student; nahaya hua nhi tha Teachr; nahaye kiun nhi thy student pani nhi tha sir teachr; pani kiun nhi tha? Student; sir motor nhi chal rahi thi. Teachr; Ullu k pathy motor kiun nai chal rahi thi? Student; sir btaya to hy light nhi thi.:-)
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China se msg tha bol rhe thy MUNNI ki badnami ka Boht afsos hOwa.
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Dil ko sub se zyada dard kab hota hy?
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Jb mobile charging py lga kr jao or 2 ghanty bad a kr dakho to switch hila howa ho.
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Haal puchny se konsa haal theek ho jata hai,
"DOST"
Tasali-e-dil ho jati hai K koi hamara b hai.
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Lady 2 Dr.
Meri PHUDDI Pay Brown Dhabba Hogaya Hy..
Infection To Nahi?
Dr. Chudai Kitney Din Mey Karti Ho?
Lady:1 Month Mey 1 Dafa
Dr:Ye Infection Nahi ZANG hy
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Na Puch teri Judai k Lamhe Main kese Bitata Hoon,
Pani Mein SurfExcel Mila k BulBule Banata Hoon.
o O o
o O
O o Θ
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o Θ 0
o Θ :-/
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Tu ne muhabbat bhi aik ajeeb cheez banai hai,
,,YA RAB,,
tere hi huzoor tere banday kisi aur k liye rotay hain.
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Kabhi andhera to kabhi sham ho gi,
Meri har khushi tere naam ho gi,
Kuch mang k to dekho yaar hum se,
Honton pe hansi or hatheli par jaan ho gi...!
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A lahori goes 2 a hira mandi in peshawar
Lahori:koi maal dikhao
Khan:ye 3 larka hai
Lohori:koi larki nahi hai
Khan:(Gun nikal k) o behan chod tum zina karta hai
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Ap k liye jan kon dy sakta hy
Select any number
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
Plz Reply
Mat krna.
Ap ko ghar ma koi dosri dafa saalan nai data jan kon dy ga.
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Kash is Eid pe tu mera bakra hota..
or kisi ne nahi main ne tuje pakra hota..
Main roz tujhe pattey khilata,
Thore thore nai sare akathey khilata..
Tu mujh ko mai mai kar k bulata,
or sham ko mai tuje gali gali gumata..
mere pas bike nahi chakra hota,
kash is eid pe tu mera bakra hota..
raat ko sardi mai tu akra hota,
meri mohabbat mai kuch is tarah jakra hota..
kash is eid pe tu mera bakra hota.
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Aik indian ne Pakistani se poocha:
Pakistanio aur kutton mein kya fark hai?
Pakistani ne kaha:
"sirf aik border ka" ;-)
Proud 2 be a PAKISTANI
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"P"I"Y"A"R"I"
"S"U"B"A"
"M"E"I"N"
"P"I"Y"A"R"Y"
"S"E"
"D"O"S"T"
""K"O""
"P"I"Y"A"R"A"
"S"A"
"S"A"L"A"A"M"
"GØØD"MØRÑIÑG"
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(o o ) " ----;";.
(..) "/ , , /
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Ja
Donkey
ja
Jisne mujhe aaj miss nahin kia
use
2 kiss kar k aa.
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MuBaRaK....<>
Time: 13/12/2010 13
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Bus mai Conductr ne musafaro se kaha sb beth jaye taa'kay bus chal ske peechay se 1 khatoon ke awaz ayi
rooko rooko "mai apne kapray to utar looN "
sari bus nay foran peechay mur kar deakha
dhoban ne kapro ke gathri sir se utar kar neachay rakhi or boli ab theek hai...tum kya samjhy afreen he ap ki soch pe He he he...
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Sokhay se hont
Thnda sa pani
Wah ray sardi teri kahani
Chotay se tatton me lulli chupani
Wah ray sardi teri kahani
Rui wale brazer
me dodh ki rawani
Wah ray sardi teri kahani
Kamblo me chup
chup kar muthen lgani
Wah ray sardi teri kahani
"Happy sardi"
2 all my tharki yaro!!
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Mureed:
Baba g Aap ki ek jaib main Mantr ki kitab Or dusri main Condom q hota hy?
Baba:
Bacha BHOOT Or CHOOT ka kisi wqt b samna ho sakta hy.
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Gustakh e Rasool ki saza
Sar tann se juda
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"Chodtey Waqt
Mard ki taqat Ka
Andaza
Hiltey Huey
'TATT0N' se Nahi
Balkey.
LARKI K
"Uchaltey huey"
"MAMMON"
se hota hai
jis tarah Chudai ki Shiddat ka andaza
Mard k 'Zor' se nhi
Larki k 'Shor' se
hota hai
(William Nargis)
MAIN AUR MERI
RANGEEN RATEN
Chapter:
(Tofaani Jhatkey)
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Sheikh dhobi se
Istari k kitne Pese lo ge?
Dhobi: 15 rupe,
Sheikh ne 15 rupe rakhe Or istari utha k bhag gaya,
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Milti nahi Mehshar mein kisi b Qeemat par Muhlat.
O Zindagi Walo!
Parh lo Abi boht Sasti hai Namaz.
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Husband:
Begum Kya Pakaya Hai?
Wife:
Na Chaanp Thi Na Chatni....
Kya Choot Pakati Apni..,?
Husband:
Wah Re Wah!!!
Ghussa Itna Tera...
Ab LUND Paka Le Mera!.
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Dulhan: aah dard ho rha hy, araam se.
Dulha: kuch ni hoga, bs tm 10 tk gino mei nikal loonga.
Dulhan:
1
2
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3
4
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6
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hmm
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hhmm
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9
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wow
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7
6
5
5
4
3!
Dulha: Ab maza aa raha hy na?
Dulhan: Mujhe to thora maza aa raha hy
ziada maza to sms perhnay wale ko aa raha hai :-P;)
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Shadi ki pehli rat lrka bv k sath sex krte huway pehle 1 ungli dalta he. Bv shrmate huwe:
1 ungli 0r dalo na,
lrka :Kyun tu ne seeti bjani he?
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Duniya ki 8 Bardi Masajid
Namaziyo ki gunjaish k Aitabar say *
>1<>2<>3<>4<>5<>6<>7<>8< itwar="="" z="=""> Kya main daily "QURAN PAK" Kholta hu? K mere RAB Ne mujhy Konse Msgs diye. Frwd 2all Muslims
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Teacher: U r late again, dont u know the importance of periods?
Girl: I know Sir, 1 dafa mere periods miss ho gye the jab checkup kerwaya to ami bayhosh, Abu ko heart attack, or driver bhag gya tha!
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Kaisy main maan loon kay koi mera nahi raha, Jab tak KHUDA ki zaat hai, tanha nahi hon main...!
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Nahi Masroof Mae Itni K Wahaan Ka Raasta Bhooloon,
("Naveed")
Koi Jab Muntazir Hi Na Ho To Jaana Achha Nahi Lagta...
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Ye Waqt Guzr
Jyega,
Shadi Kr K
Koi Tmse Bandh
Diya Jyega,
Abi B Waqt Ha
KSI Ko PTALO,
Wrna Ksi Ka
PATAYA Hua MAL
Tmko Thama
Dya Jyega.
2 All SINGLE
FRNDS:-P!
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Husband:
Judge Sahib
Muje Talaaq Chahiye
Me Apni BV Se Khush Nahi Hon
Wife:
Judge Sahib
Pora Mohala Khush Hai
Sirf isi Kanjar K Nakhre Ziada Hen..
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Grl 2 boy: Lun kesa hota hai?
Boy:
Kisi ka chota, kisi ka Lamba,
kisi ka mota, kisi ka pathla,
kisi ka Skht, kisi ka Narm
Girl hans k:
MERE KHAYAL ME SARE ZINDAGI GAND MARWATE RAHE HO,BARA TAJRUBA HA.
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Plz. kia tum
muje
Rs. 4000
udhar de sakte ho
Me 1 hafte
baad
lotadonga
1 emergency
ke waja se
Shadid zarorat
he
Tumhe to
Maloom he
k aaj se pehle
maine tum se
Kbhi paise
nhi mangay
Plz inkar
mat karna
Mai tumharay
jawab ka
intizar kr raha hun
1 Pathan
Hath joray
ATM machine
se keh raha
tha...!
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Us na hathon ma mahndi saja rkhi thi
edhr hum ne us ki doli saja rkhi thi
hume pata tha k wo bewafa nakaly gi
Es leyay ham ne us ki choti bahan b phasa rkhi thi
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"CHAND" ne mjh se kha k tere sare dost "kanjoos nalaiq gareeb faqeer" hain
me ne usy ghuse se ghoora or kaha teri himat kese huwi
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"SACH" Bolne ki
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SOCHA
Tha k wo bohat
TOOT
kr "CHAHAY" ga Hmein,
Lkin ye kia sitAm hy k
"socha" be hm ne
"chaha" be HM ne
aur
"TooT" b HM gaye.
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Lipton Paish karta Hay
Raat Ki Gehrai main
Garam Garam Razai Main
Na Koi Mundaa, Na Koi Run
Apni Muthi
Apna "Lun"
Yahi to hay woh Apna Pan....!
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Ek Orat Ke Bacha Hua
Bachay ki Mutthi Band Thi
Doctors Ne Mutthi Kholi To Us Me Chabi K Nishan wali goli thi or likha tha
"JAAKO RAKHEY SAIYAN MAR SAKE NA KÖI"
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Na janay woh Neend K Nashay mein itna kesay Doob jaatay hn
"FARAZ"
Ham to Karwat Bhe Badalte hen to humari manji cho0n cho0n krti he.
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Ek larkay ko lrki se pyar ho gya
Lrki ne larkay se kaha tm mere lye kia kr skte ho
Lrka bola jo tm kaho wo karonga
Lrki boli agr tm mjse sachi mohbt krte ho to apne BAAP ka DIL lekar ao
Lrka DIL le aya lrki ne us se shadi krli. Larki ne wo DIL theli men dal k apne room men latka dia
25 saal baad jb uska beta bara ho k doctor ban gya to usne us DIL ka check up kia
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To
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Wo
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Bakray ka nikla...
Moral Of Story
Boyz are Alwayz Samrt.
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1 bat hamesha yad rakhna k zindgi me 2 cheezein muqadar walon ko milti hain..
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Aik... Pisti kutti,
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Aur
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Doosra.
Aseel kukarr.
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"1 kapray wala aik lady ko rate btata hai B.B,dopaty vicho sanu kuj nai labda,Kamez vichon fer v do lab jande ne,Shalwar vich tay sanu pallayon pana painda aey"
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1 Aadmi 1 Ghar Mai Ghusa. .
Or
1 Larki or Larkey ko Bandha or
Larki ke kaan par kiss ki
Or
Phir Bathroom Chala Geya
Larkey ne Larki Se kaha
Tum es ke sath sex karo
Warna
Yea Humein Maar Dega
Hosla Nahi Harna
I Love U
Larki Boli
Uss ne Marey kaan Par Kiss Nahi ki hai
Balke
Mujh se kaha k
Mai Pathan hon
Or
Mujhe oil Chahiye Mai ne Usey Bata Diya ke Bathroom mai Rakha hai
Meri To Khair Hai
Bus
Tum Hosla Nahi Harna
I Love U 2:-
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a Smoker was smoking inside the airport
Man: din mai kitny cigrat pity ho
Somker: Q ?
Man agar tum cigrat k paisy bachty to ye samny wala PLANE Ap ka hota
Smoker: tum peety ho ?
Man: no
Smoker: to kia ye PLANE tera hy ?
Man: no
Smoker: to suno, ye PLANE mera he hy
moral: ziyada lacture deny sy parhaiz karain, besti ho sakti hy
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Wat is the best punishment 4 girls? Giv them new clothes, Matching jewelry & nice cosmetics And then Lock them in a room Widout a Mirror..
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Pathan:
Ye itne saare log Football ko laat kyun mar rahe hein??
Admi:
Goal karne k liye..
Pathan:
Gol hi to hai,
Or kitna gol karengey
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Ik Pehalwan ki taang Neeli Ho Gai,
Hakeem ney kaha taang kaatni Parrey gi, Zehar Phail geya Hai,
thorrey din Baad doosari bhi Neeli Ho gai wo bhi kaat di,
Plastic ki tangein Laga dein,
thorrey din Baad Plastic ki tangein bhi Neeli Ho gaien,
Hakeem: tumhari Bemari Samajh Aa Gai Hai, tumhari dhoti ka Rang utarta Hai
Baqi Sabb theek Hai.
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Girl.. Aj tum jo bology main manu gi.
Boy.. Har bat manu gi.
Girl.. Yes har bat.
Boy.. Soch lo.
Girl.. Socha he. Har bat manugi.
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Boy.. Phir aj k bad panch waqt ki nimaz parhna... =P
MORAL: Har Boy kamina nahe
hota... ;->
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1 Ajeeb
Haqiqat hy k,
Insan jb kisi se drta hy to us se door baghta hy,
mgr
Jb ALLAH se darta hy to us k Qareeb hojata hy.!
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Kinaro pe sagar k khazany nahi aaty
Phir jivan men dost purany nahi aaty
Jee lo in palo ko huns kr sath hamary
Phir lout kr dosti k zamany nahi aaty.
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Kyun Peete Ho Sharab Kisi bewafa k Gham Mein?
Ik Bashar Ki Khatir Khuda Naraz Karte Ho...???
(Allama Iqbal)
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Zindagi m kabi haar na mano
Zindagi me itna aagy bhro
Itna aagy bhro
Itna aagy bhro
K
Aagy wala tang aa k kahy
"tu lang ja sadi khair ae"
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Imaam Deen Gujrati k 8 Nukat.
1.Lulli or pani apna Rasta khud Bna Letey hen
2.Jzbat or Mummay Jitna Dbao utna Ubharty hen
3.Gari or Biwi kisi ko mat do,chodh kr wapis milay gi
4.Dodh Or Gand Phatnay ki Awaz Nhi ati.
5.Saanp or Phuddi Jhan milay mar do
6.Bund or Qismat kisi b waqat khul sakti hi
7.Doosre ka Msla Or apna Lun Hmesha hi Chota Lgta hi
8.Sarkari kam aur taty hamisha lamkty hain
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1 bat hamesha yad rakhna k zindgi me 2 cheezein muqadar walon ko milti hain..
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Aik... Pisti kutti,
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Doosra.
Aseel kukarr.
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the best punishment 4 Boys is ; Giv them Mobile Wid A lott Of beuutiful girl's Phone Numbers & Unlimited Credit & Put them In A Place Whr There is No Network.:-
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Do not trust the translation of Holy Quran on internet. More then 70 Surah are translated wrongly on more then 80 websites like Google, Msn, Yahoo, You Tube, Amazon etc.
Kufaar are misleading Muslim.
This news is provided by Lahore High Court.
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Success is never permanent
Failure is never final
SO always don,t stop your efforts
untill your VICTORY makes HISTORY
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Sardar to his frnd,
ask me anything i will answers in english....
frnd: agrbati di english das?
sardar:lay das,ay kira mushkil sawal kita,
if 32;-)
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"1 kapray wala aik lady ko rate btata hai B.B,dopaty vicho sanu kuj nai labda,Kamez vichon fer v do lab jande ne,Shalwar vich tay sanu pallayon pana painda aey"
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**ALLAMA IQBAL**
Goongi Ho Gai Aaj kuch Zuban kahty kahty,
Hichkicha Gya Main khud ko Musalman kehtay kehtay,
Ye baat Nahi k Muj ko os Par yaqeen Nahi,
Bas Dar Gya khud ko saheb-e-Imaan kehty kehty,
Tofeq Na hoi Mujhy Ek waqt ki Namaz ki, aur Chup Hoa Moazan Aazaan kehty kehty,
Kisi kafir Ne jo Poocha k ye kia Hay Maheena,
sharam se pani hoa Main Ramzan kehty kehty,
Mere shelf Main Gard se Atti kitaab ka Jo Poocha,
Main Garh Gya Zameen Main Quran kehty kehty,
Ye sun k Chup sadh Li "IQBAL" Us Ne.
Yoon laga jese ruk gaya ho mujhay Haewaan kehte kehte.
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"Waqt ne badal dia logon ka Mayaar'
~"¤FARHAN¤"~
"Warna hum bhi wo log the jo DiLon main basa karty they.
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In barishon se keh do kahin or ja k barsen
Faraz
Ye pakistan hai yahan Goday Goday pani khra ho jata hai
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:Choti si baat pr koi shikwa na krna-
Jb koi bhul ho jae to maf krna-
Naraz tb hona jb hm dosti tor denge-
kyun k aisa tb hoga jb hm dunya chor denge.
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HADEES MUBARIK
2 Chezeen Jis Se Tum Apne RAB Ko Razi Kro
1)Kalima Tayaba Ka Wird
2)Astagfar Ki Kasrat.
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Mana K Mere Ishq me Dard Nahi Tha,
Par Dil Mera to Bedard Nahi Tha,
Hoti Thi Meri Ankho Se Aansuon Ki Barsat,
Par Un k Lye aansu Or Pani mai farq nahi tha..
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Na jany Q wo muje muskara k milta hy,
Andar ky sary gham chupa k milta hy,
janta hy ky ankhain sach bol jati hain,
shayd isi liye ankhain jhoka k milta hy..
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=(Ghazal)=
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Sunnat Par 'Amal Karain!
In kalimaat Ko
Sunnat Ki Niyat
Se badal dain.
1=HELLO/HI
Ko
Assalaam O 'Alaikum
2=THANKS
Ko
JazaakALLAAH
3=By By/Take Care
Ko
Fee AmaaniLLAAH
4=Wow/Great
Ko
MashaaaALLAAH
5=OK
Ko
InshaaaALLAAH
6=I m Fine
ko
Al hamdo LILLAAH
7=Bohat
Khoob/Zabardast
Ko
SUBHAAN ALLAAH sy.
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Me Bht Pareshan Hon,
Nend Nahi Ati?
Sukon Nahi?
Kisi Kam Me Dil Nahi Lagta?
Doctor Ne Mujhe Kaha Hy Apko,
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Vitman "SHE" Ki Kami Hy,
Kuch Karo Yaaro
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ALLAH Ki Mohabat Me Girne Wale Ansu Ka Qatra Beshak Bohat Chota Hota Hy
But
Is Me Itni TAQAT Hoti Hy K Wo SAMANDAR K Barabr Gunah Mita Deta Hy!
SUBHAN ALLAH
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"Hathyaron" Se JANG To Jeeti Ja Skti Hy.. Magar.. DIL Nahi..! Kion K.. "DIL" Sirf KIRDAR K Sath Jeetey Jatay Hain.
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Ab to khubsorat BACHI
se b baat krte hue dil ki kuch ajeeb c kefiyat hoti hai faraz,
kaHin wo b na keh de...!
"TERI MEHRBANI"
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Phoolon mai Tum
Khayalon mai Tum
Dil main Tum
Baghon main Tum
Sapnon main Tum
Yaadon main Tum
"0 Tussi ghar v renday o k phirday e renday o..
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Pathan ki shairi >>>
Jeena hamaara dushwaar hogaya he!!!
Khocha
Jeena hamaara dushwaar hogaya he!!!
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Cigrette se bi mehnga naswaar hogaya hai......
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Saza ye di ke
aankho se cheen leen nendain,
Qasoor ye tha ke USki qurbat ke khuwab dekhy thy...
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Ek ibadat gah k darwazay pr likha ek khoobsurat jumla,
"Khuda k paas aapki dua sunnay k liye bohot waqt hy. Lekin kia aap k paas dua k liye waqt hy??
"PRAY FOR ALL MUSLIM".
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¤Aap "JANNAT" na maango..
_BAL'K_
¤Aisay kaam karo k "JANNAT" Aap ko maangy..!!!
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Srdar ne Boss ki beti ka rishta manga
Bos:Jitni Teri Pay Hy us M Tum Meri Beti k Liy Tolet Paper B Ni Kharid Skta
Sardr:ini Tati krdi ae te fir chado
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Faraz apne betey ko LARAI SE ROKTE HUAYE ARZ KARTE HAI...
.
GUZARO ZINDAGI AMAN SE NA KARO JANG...
.
betay ne kaha:
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Cut lo ABBA
ITS FUN TO BE "YOUNG":-D
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26 JULY MUBARAK
Pata nhi kis ne farmaya he k jo logon ko 26 JULY ki khabar dega usse 18 Din baad
14 AUGUST ki chutti milegi!
Plz forword
Its 100%True
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Lovers are like liver & Kidney!
Boy is liver &
Girl is kidney
If liver fails,
kidney fails.
If kidney fails.
Liver manages with the other kidney. :)
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Tere rone se un ke dil par kuch Asar nahi hoga.
<+,!.DOST .!,+>
Haseen log Aksar be-dard Howa karte hein.
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Chor dy aitbar, Qismat ki lakeeron pe,
... Aey Dost ...
Jø Diløn mein bas jaien Wø lakeerøn mein nahi høty..!
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==Kon kehta hai tum bewafa ho?
Ye or baat hai hum se khafa ho!
Humein to pyar hai sirf tum se!
Agar yaqen nahi to chal dafa ho.
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Kab tak raho ge aakhir,
Yun door door Ham se..?
Milna parre ga aakhir,
Ek din zaroor Ham se...
Daman bachane wale,
Ye be-Rukhi hai kesi..?
Keh do agr hua hai, koi kasoor Hum se...
Hum cheen lain ge tum se,
Ye shan-e- Beniyazi...
Tum mangte phiro ge,
Apna Ghroor Hum se....
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Happy world nice person day
Ap ye sms us insaan ko karen jo apki nazar me sab se ziada nice ho
Mene apko kar
dia hy
Ghalti say
Allah Maaf Kare :-P
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Silent Massage for all..
"Main bohat koshish karta hun, k mai waqt pr Namaz e Fajar parhun Magar uth nhi pata?
Buzurg ne farmaya:
Ye Neend ki wajah se nahe
Bal'k tum sary din jo gunah karty ho wo tumhari "Gardanon" mei "Toq"
"Hathon" mei "Hathkari"
aur
"Paon" mei "Berri" ban kr tumhy uthne nahi dete...
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A girl in a train was reading a book called
"MEN"
. It said 'ITALIAN MEN ARE THE MOST CHARMING N PAKISTANI MEN ARE THE MOST HANDSOME IN THE WORLD'.
A man sitting beside her was also reading it secretly.After sometime the girl turned to him and asked his name.
He replied
.RONALDO IQBAL.
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Ro para wo shaks Aaj ''ALviDa" kehty kehty,,,
*MOshin*
Meri shararton py jo deta tha dhamkiyan JUDAi ki....!
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If light goes in America,
they call at power office
In Japan,they test da fuse
But
In Pakistan, dey check neighbour's house
Sabki gae hy
kia!
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Once A Keeri saw a piece of Gurr,
She went to eat it,
But
On the way she saw a keera,
She left the Gurr & went with keera.
MORAL:
Gurr nalo ishq mitha:
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Boy: I Love You
Girl: Meri chappal ka size pata hai kya?
Boy: Oh ho abhi propose kiya nahin k gift maangna shuru :-P
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Me Us Ghar Ko Q Sajaon Jo Kal Kisi Or Ka Ho Jana Hy
Sajaun To Us Ghar Ko Jahan se Kabi Wapis Nhi Ana Hy
Me Is Jisam Ko Q Sawaron
Jisse Mitti Me Mil Jana Hy
Sawaron To Us
ROOH Ko Jise Apne Khaliq-e-Haqeeqi Ke Pas Jana Hy
Me Apne Apko Apne Kaprun se Q Zahir Karun
Muje To Sirf 1 Kafan Me Wapis Jana He..
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B0Y:Tum kahan paida huwi?
GIRL:Hospital mai
Aur tum kaise huwe?
B0Y:Khouf main.
GIRL:Kya matlab?
B0Y:Meri Maa Kay Pass 2 Daku Aye Aur Kaha
J0 KUCH HAI NIKAL DO.
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Kya bharosa hai zindagani ka .. ... insan bul bula hai pani ka .. ... Jee rahe hai kapre badal badal kar .. 1 Din 1 kapre me le jaenge kandhe badal-badal kar..
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"Yeh to bus wohi janay jis k dil pe guzri
'DOST'...
"Tujh ko kya khabar koi kiss qadar akela hai"
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Ek ibadat'gah k darwazay par likha tha ek khoobsurat jumla,
"Khuda k paas aap ki dua sunne k lye bohot waqt hai. Leken kia aap k paas dua k lye waqt hai?"
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Woh kon sa saanp hai jo jab kisi ko kaat le to us ke saath wala insan hansta hai ?
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Nahin pata ?
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Loddo wala..!
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Main faqat KhaaaK hon MaGar
HUZOOR(S.A.W.W) se hai NiSbaT meri,
,
YeHi Aik RiShTa Hai jo MeRi ooQaaaT BaDaL DaiTa hai..
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Nazool" ho,,,
Mri "Mehnaton" ka
"sila" mile,,,
Mujhe "Maal-o-zar" ki "hawas" na ho,,,
Muje bas tu
"Rizq-e-Halal" de,,,
Meray "Zehn" mein Teri "Fikr"
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Beautifull msg
"TAKABBUR"
Shetani Siffat Hai
AgarTum Apne
"TAKABBUR" Ko Torna Chahte Ho
To Kisi Gharib
Or Muflis Ko "SALAM" kiya Karo.
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Uske dar pe "Sukun" milta hai, uski "Ibadat" se "Noor" milta hai, jo jhuk gaya "Allah" ke sajde mein, Use kuch na kuch "Zaroor" milta hai,,,,,,,!
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Bank me "check" dalnay say,
A T M me "card" dalnay say,
Aur teri
"GAND" me
"LUND" dalnay say,
1 hi cheez bahir ati hai aur wo hai
"MONEY"
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Youn khatam kar chuke hain woh Rasm-e-Dosti
Faraz",
Jaise hum nay un Ki Gaand Mar K paisay Na Diye Hon.
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shehzadi: mai us sy shadi karun gi jo 5 Glass Thook wali ulti piy ga
Pathan: agree howa, aur 3 Glass peeny k baad rook giya
shehzadi: bas haar gy ????
Pathan: nahi piyari BALGHUM chaba raha hun
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Dears Customer,
Your Remaining
Sleeping Time
Has been Expired,
SO
Plz
Leave Ur Bed
Open Ur Eyes
And c Ur Mobile
I wish U
*Salam.E.Subah*
&
"*GooD Morning*
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Husband: aj kya pakana he
wife: Jo ap kahen
Husband: acha chawal bana lo
wife: abhi kal to pakaye the kuch or
Husband: Acha sabzi bana lo
wife: uffo, bache nahi khate
Husband: Acha qima bana lo
wife: ish, mujhe alergy he
Husband: Acha parathe bana lo
Wife: rat ko parathe kon khata he
Husband: Phir kya pakana he
wife : Jo ap kahen....:-D
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4 pathan ne mil k petrol pump khola,
1 B customr nhi.
Q?
Petrol pump was on 2nd floor.
Phr charon ne usi floor pe restuarnt khola,
1 B customr nhi.
Q?
Petrol pump ka board nhi hataya.
Phir charon ne 1 taxi li,
1 B sawari nhi mili.
Q?
2 pathan aage aur 2 peechhe beth k sawari dhoondh rahe the.
Taxi kharab ho gai,
Charon ne khoob dhakka lagaya mgr taxi wahin ki wahin,
Q?
2 aage se aur 2 peechhe se dhakka de rahe the.
Phr charon ne 1 bacha kidnap kiya,
Bache se kaha apne baap se 5 lakh le k aa, wrna tujhe maar denge.
Bacha ghar geya aur us k baap ne pese de bhi diye,
Q?
Bache Ka baap Bi pathan tha.
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Ek lrki k pas jin hazir ho gya...!
Jin: kya hukam hai meray aqa,
Lrki: mujay pyaas lgi hai meri pyaas bujao,
Jin: 7up say ya seven inch say.
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Yeh Keh Kr Chor Gaya
Rani Ko Raja,
Wah wah
Yeh Keh Kr Chor Gaya
Rani Ko Raja,
Double Swari Ty PabanDi Ay
Tu Vegen Ty Aaja:-(
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Zindagi main 2 khoobiyon waali GirlFriend muqaddar waalon ko milti hey
Aik..
Achchay Ikhlaaq waali
or
Doosri..
,
,
,
,
,
,
Chotay suraakh
Waali:-O
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Mazak ki bhe ek Had h0ti hai.
"FARAZ"
aaj apnay he dost nay Class room mein b0la,
PARHNAY DE
YAAR;-)
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Din BeMaza,,,
Ratain BeSur,,,
Har Pal Be-chaini,,,
Mai ne pocha DIL se
Keya mjhy PYAR hoa hai...
DIL ne kaha
"NA BACHAY RESULT aney wala ay".....! :P
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In barishon se kaho k mere angan me yun na brsa krein Faraz,
Meri 'CHìNA' ki chaplein keechr me bohat phisalti hain.. :p
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If u are depressed
confused or hurt
dont worry.
Go infront the mirror u will find the best PERSON who will solve ur problem
ALWAYS TRUST ur SELF.Thikana Qabar hai Ebadat kuch to Kar
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Ghalib....!
Kahawat Hai k Khaali Haath Kisi K Ghar Jaya nhi krte.
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==WARNING==
Kamzor dil walay hazraat ye msg na parhen!
Ek princess ne elaan kiya k jo shakhs 5 glass thook wali ulti piye ga mai us se shadi karon gi.
Ek pathan bola mai piyon ga. 3 glass peenay k bad wo ruk gaya. Shehzadi muskurai aur boli "Q khan haar gaye?" Pathan bola "nahi bulgham chaba raha hon
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GÖLDEN SMS
1 Kabar ki Takhti Par likha hua tha
"A Rah-E-Guzar Parh le Fatiha Meray Wastay"
"Kal tu Bhi Majboor hoga Is Dua K Wastay"
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Kitna Khushnasib hun main k Musalmaan Hun
Main Kisi ko Salam karta hun to Mujhe Neki Milti hy!
Main kisi ko Muskura k daikhu to Neki milti hy!
Koi kam Shin Seedhay Haath main Glass pakr k Pani Peun to Neki milti hy!
Kitna Khushnasib hun main k Musalmaan hun.
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Ek LALUKHAITI shair arz hai:
Jab "FARAZ" ko police ne pakra or us par rakhi
"GUN"
To "FARAZ" ki jaib se Nikli sirf
2
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"JM OR "5" ONE TO ONE" !
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Father,
Dada,
Dadi,
Nana,
Nani,
Teachers
Childrensday
&
HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
365 Good Mornings
365 Good Noons,
365 After noons,
365 Good Evenings
365 Good Nights.
Salaa rooz ka dramma hi Khatmmmm
Ab pura saal mat kehna k SMS nahi Kiya !
("BEST"WISHES")
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Happy world nice person day
Ap ye sms us insaan ko karen jo apki nazar me sab se ziada nice ho
Mene apko kar
dia hy
Ghalti se
Allah Maf Kare.
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Mujhay aawaaz
~~~de daina~~~
Kabhi ice cream lao to,
Kabhi murghi pakao to,
kabhi picnic pe jao to,
Mujhay aawaaz
~~~de daina~~
To mujhay disturb mat krna
Kisi shaadi main jana ho,
Jaisay he start khana ho,
Mujhay aawaaz
~~~de daina~~~
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Kaheen concert main jana h
Wo ankh bht pyari thi jo hmne usko mari thi
wo joti bht bhari thi jo usne hamko mari thi
hum to muft me hi pit gy ghalib
Hame to ankho ki bmari thi...
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Dil Te Karda Ay Banda
Laa Lay Jutti
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Te Pa Lay
BOOT
> Sardiyan jo Aa Gaeyan nay.
happy cool cool winter season.
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Hard working(mere jese) logon k lye gud news
2011 me
1st may
14 august
11 sep
or 25 december
sunday ko hain:-(:-("HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011"
"Her Chutti pe Nazar".
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Suhag Rat ko 1 Tattay ko red or 1 ko blue Paint ker lein. Agr larki ki taraf se ye Response mily k :
"Oh waoo, aisy colorful tattay to aaj tak nhi dekhe"
tau samajh jana k seal khuli hui hai.
(Zubaida Aapa k bhen yakk Totkay)
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Ek jamadar gattar mein jhuk kr kachra nikal raha tha...!
Ek pathan wahan se guzarte howe ruk kr bola......
O Yara.. Tum log b na majboor kr dete ho.
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Apni ankhon k smandr me utar jny dy..
tera mujrim hun mjy dub k mar jany dy..
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"+"+"+"+"+
Haye! mainu bahr kado main mazq kita si
Larki: Condom Dena.
Dukandar Shararat sy: Kis Liye?
Larki: Bhosri Ke, Tere Baap Ko Gift Dungi, Taaky Tere Jaisa Chutiya Dusra Paida Na Ho.
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Pathan to AirHostess: "Tumara shakal amara biwi se boht milta a" Airhostess ne thapar mara. Pathan bola: "WALLAH! Aadat bhi milta ha.
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Agr Koi Lrki Pareshn Ya Udas Hai To Ye Tavez Usko Send Kren Khush Ho Jye gi
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***HAPPY***
***MOTHERS***
*****DAY*****
MAA M0HABTON K SARRY LAFZ
***TERE ***
¤¤¤*NAAM*¤¤¤
A Allaha sab MAon KO SLAMAT RAKHNA...
(AMEEN)
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